by Ellie
Hi strange peoples, my name is Ellie and I am Annie's awesome cousin. I think Clarke MacArthur is cute. Just so you know, I'm not that into hockey but its awesome. Ok, its been a couple minutes and I'm waaaaaaaay over Clarke MacArthur. The photo I just saw captured his bad side and, trust me, that changed everything. Anyway, I saw this really funny photo of Patrick Eaves and Annie wouldn't let me put it in this blog. But it is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny.sometimes the sabres are so boring I cant sit thrugh one hour of their horrible playing.
PEACE OUT AND SAVE THE EARTH. THAT MEANS RECYCLE, PAUL GAUSTAD.
by Jimmy
Jimmy's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. What's up bloggers? I have 100 hockey cards. Unfortunately only two of them are Sabres: Afinogenov and Vanek. I also have a Zdeno Chara card. I have about half the Maple Leafs hockey cards and three Mike Modano cards, anyone want one?
I can't believe the Penguins won the Stanley Cup. Good job, Sidney Crosby! Youngest NHL captain to win a Stanley Cup. (Editors note: Jimmy knew that all on his own, I did not have to tell him. ::sniff:: I'm so proud).
Annie said I have hockey player hair which she said means I need a haircut. She also said my hair looks like Sidney Crosby's. (I'll take that as a compliment).
I have to go to bed now so I'll say: Good try, Sabres, see you next year (hopefully).
by Anne
I'm babysitting all weekend and I realized today that the summer of '99 was the Summer of "No Goal" for Buffalo, but the Summer of '99 was the Summer Jimmy and Ellie were adopted from the same town Nik Antropov was born in. Therefore, they managed to make that Summer the Summer of Jimmy and Ellie instead of the Summer of Disappointment.
Also, Jimmy is pretending to call Sabretooth and ask him to shoot me with the t-shirt cannon for mentioning him and his sister in the same sentence.
Also, Jimmy just pretended to punch himself in the face and randomly said: "Stupid Kobe Bryant!"
Now they're singing a song from Family Guy but the only line they keep repeating is about lighting a fire and then peeing it out and something about doing the bump. And Ellie is giggling like crazy because she thought "Guest Bloggers" said "Guest Boogers."
This is just a snapshot of my life, people.
by James
Tomorrow I am going to the Sabres practice. I hope Ryan Miller does well. We're going to get up at, believe this, 7:04. Then we're going to have yummy pancakes and sausage.
My favorite hockey player is still Ryan Miller. He is AWESOME. I wish I could be like him, only not with getting hit with slapshots. I wonder how much the pads weigh? I just found out they weigh 50 pounds! I hope Vanek is gonna come back soon. Without him we are hopeless. Absolutely hopeless. Drew Stafford has been playing pretty well... I still think we're hopeless.
Well I have to go to bed now so bye bloggers!
I'll be back soon about the practice.
This is James, signing off.

Short and tall
Just like me and Annie (my cousin)
by Anne
James O'Brien who's started a new blog,
Cycle like the Sedins, asked us a few weeks ago to write a post in a series he's doing called "Hockey Orphan". Basically the premise is: if you knew nothing about any of the 30 NHL teams and you had to pick one to cheer for, why would you tell people to cheer for your team?
So after an email glitch where my pictures ate the majority of my post, it's all been straightened out and posted over on his site.
Link!
Check it out. I'd post it here, but while you're over on his site you can check out his other stuff. He's doing a series of posts about creating an All-Decade All-Star team. Its interesting to think about the players that aren't just good this season, but have been good for the last 10 years or more. So, check it out!
by James*
Dear blog readers,
My name is James. I am Anne's cousin. I am 11 years old. My favorite hockey player is Ryan Miller because he saves goals. Without him we would lose every game. I went to the Florida Panthers game. Poor Richard Zednik! It felt gross to see him get cut. We were right above the action.
My least favorite hockey team is probably the Maple Leafs.
I also like skate boarding, my favorite skateboarder is Tony Hawk.
My favorite football team is the Pittsburgh Steelers because that is my Mom's home team.
We are watching the Sabres play the Canadiens and eating subs for dinner. Yum.
I think the final score of tonight's game will be 5-2 Sabres. I think the goals will be scored by Derek Roy, Jason Pominville, Thomas Vanek, Daniel Paille and Ales Kotalik.
I stayed up until 4:16 last night because I was having a sleep over at my friend Evan's house. He lives across the street from me.
Go Ryan!

Thank you for reading my blog.
*typed by Anne, the most awesomest cousin ever.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat