by Anne
Dear Sabres: I didn't miss any of you, please leave again.
Sabres lose 3-2 to the Pittsburgh Penguins and looked generally craptastic for the few minutes I saw.
At least now that Paul Gaustad is a moron and apparently hurt his hand, I might get my Nathan Gerbe recall wish fulfilled.
Ryan Miller, you clearly are not dead to me, please stay.
The rest of you can easily be traded for your Team USA counterparts. Tomorrow the role of Steve Montador will be played by Tim Gleason. The role of Paul Gaustad will be played by Ryan Kesler.
Now, be gone.
The Kings are currently winning 4-0. How 'bout THEM, apples, SABRES.
Tomorrow is the trade deadline and I will be in a middle school all day. I hope for tons of frantic texts and Twitter DMs to scroll through at 3:00 when I get out.
Woo! Let's Go Kings!
Disclaimer, yo.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
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