by Anne
I've missed our little pukes, haven't you? Tonight they take on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Wooooo! Nice easy game to start things off....right?
What I missed about each of the boys:
Steve Montador: I missed your snaggletooth.
Toni Lydman: How can I miss you if I watched you play for two weeks?
Derek Roy: Ummmm, I missed watching you without longing for you to be Zach Parise. Those days will never be again.
Henrik Tallinder: See: Lydman, Toni.
Tim Kennedy: I missed your punchdrunk-baby-troll face.
Tim Connolly: TIMMAH! I missed your everything. Never leave me again. Or, well, I guess I kind of left you. Let's just make a promise to never leave each other.
Little Foot: I missed your uber-excited eyebrows.
Mairsy: I missed the feeling of "Are we sure he doesn't have rabies?" every time I look at you.
Mike Grier: I missed your "molasses on a cold day" skating style and hands of stone.
Thomas Vanek: I miss your excessively self-deprecating "EFF ME"s everytime you do something even remotely not-scoring-a-goal-like
Goose: See: Connolly, Tim.
Jason Pominville: I missed the way when you skate your kidney-protecting pad sticks out and I always know it's you from far away, along with something weird about your skates but I can't remember what it is now. Do you lace them funny or something?
Ryan Miller: I love you forever and always x1,000,000,000,000
Chris Butler: Sir Christopher.... Butts.... I didn't miss you, get your act together.
Patrick Kaleta: Patty, patty, patty, I didn't miss your neck injuries and concussions and what not. But I did miss your shit-eating grins. Never change.
Matt Ellis: I missed your "If I don't play well today, they'll feed me to the lions tomorrow" style. Never change, Matty.
Nathan Paetsch: you're still on this team?
Patrick Lalime: Iiiiii...ummmm...you'd better play well tonight.
Clarke MacArthur: I missed the many ways in which you are not David Backes. Which is to say, I didn't miss you at all.
Nathan Gerbe: Um, get recalled soon, thanks.
Andrej Sekera: Yyeahhh...
Craig Rivet: I missed your foxy veteren-ness. There were some veterans on Team USA but non as DILF-like as you, Craigory.
Jochen Hecht: Yeah, I watched you play. Your team wasn't very good. Sorry, Yo-yo.
Tyler Myers: NEVER BE AWAY FOR THAT LONG EVER AGAIN. Don't start being all "I'm 20 now, I'm a man of the WORLD" on us. You will always be the Jolly Blonde Giant. I love you.
Lindy: Don't you be flashin' your gold medal around Ryan, he might cut you. Fo' realz.
I think I missed these two most of all:
We won't see him until Wednesday
But this sexy beast we get back today!!
Awwwww yeah.
Wouldn't it have been awesome if Rick had called the gold medal game?
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