Tuesday, March 11, 2008

OMG THINGS ARE WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

by Anne

I love my Sabres insider text messages. They give me such gems as:

BREAKING NEWS:

Nathan Paetsch questionable; Jason Pominville would play defense in his absence.

and

BREAKING NEWS:

Mike Weber recalled from the Rochester Americans.

Looks like Doof gets the nod.


POMMERDOODLE on DEFENSE? Are Funky and Card that bad? WOW.

Yo, this shiz is CRAZY.

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  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

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