by Anne
Somewhere, Mother Goose is beaming with pride while Anne is over here falling into a full blown, pulling out all the stops, get the smelling salts, the fainting couch and the fan swoon. In a time when the Sabres need someone to point to, Goosie comes through.
Staffy, last night Gooser put your status as my favorite in serious jeopardy, this article, is not helping your cause any:
The NHL recognizes how AWESOME Paul "THE GOOSE" Gaustad is.
I'm seriously so proud of Paul Gaustad, I can't even stand it. Go Goose Go!
You know who ELSE won the Masterton?
My all-time favorite, Pat Lalalalalalalafontaine took the award home in 1995
Disclaimer, yo.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
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