A ship needs a captain

by Anne

Dear San Jose Sharks:

Speaking as someone who endured an entire pitiful season of a captain-less team, it does not work.

Love,

Anne

In 2007-2008 the Buffalo Sabres had no captain. Yes, we had a rotating captaincy, but everyone who was slapped with the "C" seemed unwilling to take it and declared themselves, one after the other, to be "not the most vocal guy in the room." Not one person stated who was the most vocal guy in the room. Him? He probably should've been captain.

Then we got a captain who was selected basically because the rest of his teammates were eager to just NOT pick one of their previous teammates to assume the job. Therefore, by default, the new vet became captain.

Hopefully now that Craigory has been around for an entire season and is hopefully healthy, he and Mikey G can whip this team back into shape.

We fault management for having faith in this group of players and not bringing in any top-line talent, but maybe having legitimate leadership will at least push this team in the right direction.

Are the Buffalo Sabres going to win a Stanley Cup in 2010? Absolutely not. Anyone who thinks they will is kidding themselves. However, they need to establish that kind of consistent leadership presence. Name one team that's won a cup in recent years that didn't have a strong leader.

Say what you want about Crosby and his divisive personality, but in Pittsburgh and in Mellon Arena, he's a leader. He's not a captain for the ages quite yet but he's definitely numero uno in that dressing room by sheer work ethic alone.

I find nothing wrong with Marleau being stripped of his captaincy... if he deserves to have it taken away. I'm not saying that he does or doesn't, I don't know the team well enough to be able to comment on that. Vinny Lecavalier was stripped of his captaincy years ago because he was being a punk and not the type of leader his team needed. After a few years of wearing an A, he finally was given back his C at a point in his career where he made the commitment to the organization and the community. Commitment counts for a lot. Commitment to winning, to the organization, to his teammates.

Just putting a "C" on someone's chest doesn't make them a leader. You can slap a "C" on anyone but that doesn't make them a captain. Just like taking the "C" away from someone doesn't mean they will suddenly start acting like a bump on a log and not attempting to motivate their team.

There are many problems with declaring the San Jose Sharks have no captain. There could be resentment on Marleau's part (if he's not traded) over the last five years of service as captain being stripped away. If Marleau isn't traded and doesn't re-acquire his captaincy, it will be interesting to see who is named captain in his place. How will his long-time teammates react? Obviously they will respect their new captain, but where does that leave Patty Marleau? I'm sure he won't act any differently in the dressing room than he has for the last several years.

I hope the San Jose Sharks do not attempt this rotating captaincy business. Fans don't really like it and I can't imagine the players do either. It puts more emphasis on an external indicator of leadership. Real leaders lead regardless of a letter.

When the Sabres attempted a rotating leadership it didn't work because no one was willing to step up and have that pressure put on them. Then we got Craig Rivet and the job suited him just fine. When your team doesn't have that leader, another player shouldn't have it shoved upon him unwillingly. The San Jose Sharks have had consistent leadership and despite their consistent first-round departures in the playoffs, have had more success than many other NHL teams. They have that leadership, showing no faith in him doesn't send a good message to the rest of the team and the NHL.

Day 7 = Day Frustrating as Hell

by Anne

Things I wrote when the Flames were winning:

I really love how the Saddledome looks with all the Calgary fans in red with the occasional sprinkle of a Sharks' jersey.

J-rome Iggy really understands my need for retribution. He scored the first goal after starting some serious Flames' pressure by stripping a Sharks' defenseman of the puck. Which defenseman you ask?

Ron Wilson: Just concentrate on the puck, Soupy
Soupy: Got it.
RW: No, Soupy, don't just stare at it, PLAY it.
Soupy: Ohhhh......

Things I wrote after the game was over:

Too bad you LOST with like 12 seconds LEFT, J-ROME! That is soooooo NOT ok.

You're all on Notice.

Montreal - I'm kinda mad at you. I wanted it to be a decisive win, not a "teetering on the edge of losing" win. That's the worst kind of loss for Tim Tom on his birthday. Boooo. 1-0 losses are TERRIBLE.

Dallas - WTF?

Calgary - You are SO sleeping on the couch. You had 10 shots on goal? IN THE ENTIRE GAME? And you managed to actually be winning for most of the game? All that means is San Jose's defense was actually proactive and that Nabokov is easily distracted by J-Rome's sparkling smile, Nabby and I have that in common.

Minnesota - Where was my 3-2 overtime victory? At least you managed to score...? If that's the best you can say about a game...that's pretty rough. I didn't even watch this one, the Calgary game was interesting and the Wild were losing by 4. Ew.

Booooooooooooooo.

Shout out to SharksTV, they do have some hilarious interviews with their players. I especially enjoy Kyle McClaren's. He definitely falls in the "You're probably a jerk, but I'd probably sleep with you anyway" category. Or he may be of the "could snap at any moment" variety.

I started watching a few seconds of an interview with Soupy and my physical reaction was almost violent in nature and I decided I couldn't listen past the first 3 or 4 seconds of his deep, short-bus voice. I had a similar reaction when he was a Sabre but I usually chose to listen if the interview was broadcast, I never sought out Soupy interviews on the website. Ugh. This time, I quickly changed to a "20 questions" interview with Devin Setoguchi that did nothing but reinforce my belief that he might be 15.

And, to top it all off, I was only able to add a SHARK to my list of "Heretofore unknown Western Conference players that are surprisingly aesthetically pleasing."

That guy was Patrick Marleau. He looks so movie star-like it's almost disturbing. All his bruises and blood on his face just made him look even more bad-ass. He doesn't look like he'd be a hockey player, but for some reason, whenever his face was on camera, I couldn't stop watching him. This unsettles me.

Ew, he has an ATROCIOUS roster photo. I require further investigation. GASP! SHOCKING! SCANDALOUS! I FOUND A PICTURE OF HIS WIFE AND SHE'S TINY AND BLONDE! Haha, good on ya, Patrick Marleau. Ok, I can't find a good one of him. Just picture if Superman were a real person from Saskatchewan and he played hockey. Because, honestly, what other sport is manly enough for Superman?

I'm really scared for Carey Price. His adorableness factor shoots Montreal waaaaayyy up the list of teams with exceptional adorableness. I don't generally take a shine to goaltenders as they're all, generally, kind of incredibly weird, but I like Carey. This is, however, based solely on his play and what people say about him, I've never seen him interviewed. I could go investigate, but then I'd have to justify my observations.

After the first round passes, I will do an indepth study on the progress and development of playoff beards around the league. It's too soon for some players, as many of them (cough Sidney cough) can barely boast a 5 o'clock shadow.