by Oscar
Dear Sabrez,
I duzent know if you gots my last letturz but I wanted to say thanks yoo to yoos for loozin to the Senaturds. I iz not sure if dats what dey iz called but it wuz summthing like dat.
I didn't haz to doo no dances.
Yay!
Love,
Oscar
by Oscar
Dear Sabrez,
I haz a complaint for yoo.
When yoo winz hockee gamez, my Mommy makez me do vicktoree dancez.
I haz now had to do 20 victoree dancez this seezon. I doesn't apreesheeate dat, Sabrez. Espeshully yoo, Ryan Miller.
Love,
Oscar
Dear Pat Kaleta and frendz,
My Mommy made up a noo dance just for yoo.
Also, Danny Paille, Drew Stafford, Tim Connolly and Thomas Vanek have dancez. My Mommy iz mentally unstable if she iz making a kitteh do dancez after a hockee game. Danny Paille playz for the Brewinz and she still makez me do it. But not for Sissay. She iz mad dat he left for Montreeall, whatever dat iz.
Pleez stop skoring goalz and looze moar gamez.
Love,
Oscar
Dear Kingz,
My Mommy doesn't make me doo dancez when yoo win. But just in kase, pleaz keep loozing gamez like yoo did last nite agenst the Canuckz.
Thank yoos.
Love,
Oscar
by Oscar
Hello, dearest friends, it is I, Oscar Preston Maloy, fearless mascot of this fine house, here to recap the latest news from our dear Buffalo Sabres.
My mommy, Anne, is far too distraught to write her thoughts on last night's debacle game. So I'll choose to point things out from my very low to the ground perspective.
1. Danny Pie-YAY scored 2 whole goals and one was short handed too.
2. Ryan Miller is apparently also a doctor in addition to being a goaltender, because when Paetsch went down, he went right over to him to administer life saving CPR. Fortunately it was not necessary, but it was good to know he was there just in case. Mommy and I love when teammates show real concern for each other.
3. I pooed in Georges Laraque's skates.
4. Even though we lost to them, Mommy still likes the Penguins, and I kind of look like a penguin.
5. Now Pommerdoodle will probably play defense which only makes me giggle and mew with glee.
6. Big Bear came back, earned a point and stood up for Toni Lydman when a Penguin was roughing him up. Yay Big Bear!
7. Mommy and Aunt MK continue their quest for Breakaway Berry-er to eat while we cheer the Pens to victory in the playoffs. I mean, while we cheer the Sabres into the playoffs.
8. It really is quite remarkable that after all this shoddy play and all these injuries to our defense that we're still in 9th place. That is truly mind boggling.
9. Lindy Meow has once again called out his top players for not stepping up. Things that have worked in the past:
10. We got all 3 goals from 2 guys who are not top goal scorers, but we did not get any from the likes of Pommerdoodle, Roysie, Britney or Staffy.
11. Goose plays well with Yo-yo and Pommer.
12. Mommy bought me new foods that is tasty and I enjoys it.
13. I'm also going to poo in Eric Staal's skates.
14. Here's the Sabres' next choice from the prospects to play defense:
Meet your newest Sabre
His name is Templeton Banks and he's the leading shot blocker for the Mammalian Marauder's. Last week, they dominated the Buffalo Zoo Inter-Species Cup Championship against their top rival, the Reptile House Avengers in a 6-0 victory to take the series in 6 games.
He was my roommate in Prep School, nice guy, but don't ever forget to take a message when his girlfriend calls, he gets really mad and throws poo. I've now mentioned poo 3 times in this post.
There ya have my thoughts on the game. I'm going to go snooze on the back of the chair in the living room now. Good night!
by Oscar
Fashion tips for the rest of the season.
Buy:
My mommy is also about to be the proud owner of her very own standings board. She's very excited about this. She also enjoys that she can stalk her purchase all the way to her doorstep. This, however, did give her paws pause:
46 pounds? Holy catnip! Here's hoping she doesn't decide to mount in on the wall, lest it fall and crush my little head. Those magnetic team logos are REALLY heavy.
