Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Start stocking up

by Oscar

Fashion tips for the rest of the season.

Buy:



Burn, or save for a rainy day, if you think "foolish hope" brings out your eyes:



My mommy is getting a little jersey-happy. Stop it now:



Ok, this is getting ridiculous:



Mommy, just stop now, this isn't healthy:



Actually, I like the look of this one:



This too, I could handle:



My mommy is also about to be the proud owner of her very own standings board. She's very excited about this. She also enjoys that she can stalk her purchase all the way to her doorstep. This, however, did give her paws pause:

46 pounds? Holy catnip! Here's hoping she doesn't decide to mount in on the wall, lest it fall and crush my little head. Those magnetic team logos are REALLY heavy.

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable