Saturday, July 24, 2010

Happy Brithday, Nate Gerbe!

by Anne

Molly notified on me on twitter (@mollymarts) that our sweet little GerbeDerby turns 23 today.

Therefore, I promise I won't make any short jokes when selecting your cake. So, please enjoy this awesome cake of a chick on a car:

It's a lady sitting on a Mini Coo-

Okay, bad choice of car. How about this for dessert?

Strawberries are in season right now so they're really tasty.
A nice strawberry shor-
Ummmm, okay, back to the drawing board...


I got nothin'...

Oh just forget it:

Nathan Gerbe, you rock.

Hope your birthday has been excellent.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks for the shoutout! I hope Gerbe-Gerbs had an amazing birthday. I also hope he makes the Sabres this season.


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