Thursday, July 29, 2010

Stop being hurt.

by Anne

The LA Kings announced today that my future babydaddy defenseman Matt Greene recently had shoulder surgery and the recovery time is about three months.
They didn't say exactly when he had the surgery but I imagine it was within the past week. That puts the end of those three months at around Halloween.

The Kings play in Buffalo on November 19 which means unless he does something dumb like getting hit by a car (again), he should be good to make me swoon play on the 19th. He only missed time twice last season, both times before games I had a lot of emotion invested in (the Sabres/Kings game in January and the game I attended in Nashville on March 30).

Feel better! Take it easy! Lay on the beach! Have sex with a silicone-based California chick (carefully)! I can totally quit the job I just started to come help you pick up things that require two hands. Whatever it takes for you to get better.


  1. Have sex with a silicone-based California chick (carefully)!

    Some of us are au-natural. I have a hard time looking someone in the face when they've had obvious plastic surgery... been looking at a lot of foreheads for the past seven years. Sigh.

  2. Do any of those foreheads move?


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable