Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Stop losing, pretty please?

by Anne

Ok boys, now I've asked nicely. Please stop losing. I would greatly appreciate it. 

I've changed my Facebook picture to show my adorable and completely nonthreatening wrath I have previously shown the Los Angeles Kings.

It worked for them, don't make me punch you in da face, Sabres.

My wrath.
Fear it.

Pie is in SO. MUCH. TROUBLE. First he scores two goals then almost has a hattrick and then hits Tyler in the throat and everyone in Buffalo screamed "Nooooo!!! THE FUTURE!" when he was lying on the ice all in pain and stuff. 

Bad, Danny. BAD.

Ok Danny, I'm sorry.
I know you did your best and you didn't mean to hurt Tyler.
I still love you.


  1. If that kid doesn't make them turn it around, nothing will.

  2. Is I bad I laughed at 'NOOOOOO! The future!'? Because I did.


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable