Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Punch you in da face

by Anne

Kings.... you best watch your backs. Anne is NOT happy with you.

You are 3-7-0 in your last 10 games.

You have actually outscored your opponents in that time 25-24 but that was thanks to one 6 goal game and one 5 goal game. The REST have been ONE-goal games which you apparently are NO GOOD at because you won ONE of those eight games. GRRRRRRR!!!

You are 3-7-0 in your last 10 one-goal games TOO. Get your acts together, butt heads. Goaltenders, you play gooder too.

Berg played well tonight and didn't get much help from anyone in front of him.

Jack Johnson is fired 67 times over.

Kings lose 2-1 to the San Jose Sharks. GREAT.

Fear my wrath
Adorable though it may be


  1. Do me a favor and keep talking about the Kings, because as you keep talking about their 3-7 streak, the sabres are doing their own 7-0-3 thing. So I'm cool with that/


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable