Monday, January 11, 2010

Please stop losing

by Anne

Dear Kings,

Please stop losing. I don't think I'll be able to stick it out for this entire game tonight as I have to take MK's cat to the vet tomorrow morning because I'm the SISTER OF THE WEEK. I'd say year or something but there are sisters who like give their sisters kidneys and bone marrow and I'd say taking the cat to the vet is waaaayyy down there on the list, just above "letting them borrow your car."

Anyway, remember how well y'all played against the Sharks last time? That was less than a week ago, I think you can do it!


The Sunny Hedgehog Enchanters' defensemen are dropping like flies. Brett Clark broke something and now my blocked shots total is going down, Kevin Bieksa sliced off his leg and my PIMs have been stagnant and now Greener is paralyzed from the waist down and my hits total is suffering. I hope they put Greener on IR soon so I can pick up another defenseman who hits things. Douglas Murray? Perchance.

Terry Murray wants to cut a bitch so he tossed the players names in a hat and came up wtih some wackadoodle new line combinations. Most significantly he broke up two dynamic duos: Smyth/Kopitar and Brown/Stoll. Each are skating on different lines now. Yeesh. But whatever works to get these boys back in gear, I'm all for it.

All I know is Teddy Purcell is nowhere near Anze Kopitar, and that's the way it should be for now and for all eternity.

Let's Go Kings!!!


  1. Is the cat Oscar or is there another cat?

  2. No it's another cat named Maximus. My sister and I don't live together. Maximus is a sick kitten. He has all sorts of problems, while Oscar has been perfectly healthy :)


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable