Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Happy Birthday, Jack Johnson!

by Anne

Today Los Angeles Kings' and USA Hockey defenseman Jack Johnson III turns 23!

I thought I'd go a new route with your cake and bake one that reflects how your play sometimes makes me feel:

I toast to you
I want to wipe yours and Randy Jones' play in your own zone from my memory

Oh Jackie boy, you're American so I have a little more patience for your growing pains. Please get it together soon with the goals being scored on your team while you're defending? Or maybe score more to make up for it? :)

Happy Birthday, Jack!

1 comment:

  1. Haha, that's kind of a cute idea for a cake! Even if it is signifying alcohol...


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