by Anne
Today Mr. "I hate you guys, JK I'm totally back because my BFF Rivs conviced me" turns 35 which means in hockey land he's super old. No offense Michael but it's true. You have special contracts and everything.
I baked you the same cake I baked Rivs on his birthday since you're the same age and you came all the way to Buffalo so you could continue to be "bros"
Happy Birthday, Mikey!
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
He's 35?! I thought he was like, 32.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Mikey!