Monday, January 18, 2010


by Anne

I really like playing the Western conference.

I don't like that Ilya Bryzgalov is one of the Sunny Hedgehog Enchaters' goalies though.

However,  Jason Pominville is a Sunny Hedgehog Enchanter and he tallied two goals and an assist and was a +3! Wheeee!

Vanek and Hecht each had a goal and a pair of assists. Myers, Butler(FINALLY), and Kaleta all scored.

I take full credit for all of Pat Kaleta's goals. The reasons are long and complicated but trust me, you have me to thank.

Tired of scoring goals, Tim Connolly creates a new game:
"10 points for hitting a ref, 20 for hitting Tippett and 30 for hitting this camera over here. No drawing of blood or you lose points, got it?"

How in a game in which your team scores seven (7) even strength goals, did Paul Gaustad and Mike Grier end up a -1? Goose was only 53% in the faceoff dot. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? jk jk

Thank goodness he finally scored a goal.
Woooo Sir Christopher!

Finally, the picture of the night:

This ref does NOT want to hear what Patty has to say to Vernon Fiddler.
Maybe to make fun of him because his name is Vernon Fiddler.

Next up, Anaheim! Oh yeah, and now we're in FIRST, baby! Woooooo!!!


  1. Ilya hurt your team. Know who's on The Mighty Bosstones? Ryan Miller, Jason Pominville and Thomas Vanek. Oh, and Stasny (assist), Quincy (assist) and Craig Anderson (shutout).

    I know have a 31 point seperation between myself and the rest of my league. Its almost unfair.

  2. Serious Hecht is serious. (1st pic)

  3. Patty looks like he's about to snack on that official's hand in the last pic. Doesn't Lindy feed these boys?

  4. Lol...Vernon Fiddler...I LOVE hockey names.


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable