Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Happy Birthday, Thomas Vanek!

by Anne

Today number 26 turns 26!

How about a win over the Anaheim Ducks to celebrate?!

Hows about you start a nice little goal-scoring streak? Points streak? Go streaking? Wait, what?

To encourage you in whichever of the above endeavors you choose to take upon yourself, I baked you this cake:
Eat this like you will um, eat the Ducks alive?
Scary rubber ducky cake!

Happy Birthday, Thomas!

1 comment:

  1. Yay Thomas! Hopefully his awesome game last night is a sign of things to come!


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  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable