by Oscar
Dear Sabrez,
I haz a complaint for yoo.
When yoo winz hockee gamez, my Mommy makez me do vicktoree dancez.
I haz now had to do 20 victoree dancez this seezon. I doesn't apreesheeate dat, Sabrez. Espeshully yoo, Ryan Miller.
Love,
Oscar
Dear Pat Kaleta and frendz,
My Mommy made up a noo dance just for yoo.
Also, Danny Paille, Drew Stafford, Tim Connolly and Thomas Vanek have dancez. My Mommy iz mentally unstable if she iz making a kitteh do dancez after a hockee game. Danny Paille playz for the Brewinz and she still makez me do it. But not for Sissay. She iz mad dat he left for Montreeall, whatever dat iz.
Pleez stop skoring goalz and looze moar gamez.
Love,
Oscar
Dear Kingz,
My Mommy doesn't make me doo dancez when yoo win. But just in kase, pleaz keep loozing gamez like yoo did last nite agenst the Canuckz.
Thank yoos.
Love,
Oscar
I tried to hide but she founded me.
I did dancez.
It wuz terruhbull
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
Awww, I love the occasional appearance by Oscar. :D
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