Sunday, December 27, 2009

No time for a pity party

by Anne

Sigh. Of course they lost to the Senators. It's their way. It's what. they. do.

How can you expect to win when you have ONE shot on goal in the ENTIRE first period. The cheer that went up from the crowd at HSBC Arena when the Full Monty got that shot on goal was hilarious. Good lord, that was bad.

Based on this team's record, I should probably love them, but I just hate them more and more every game.

If we didn't have Ryan Miller, we'd be the Maple Leafs. Disgusting.

The Kings lost in regulation to the Coyotes last night. Meh, they played ok. The worst part was Justin Williams breaking his leg early in the game. Wooo! We had our top line back for a whole shift! Ugh. Get better soon, Willy.

Then Greener had a "fight."

Dear Matt Greene,

Please don't fight. I understand that you'll be labeled poorly if you back down from a fight, but for the sake of your team, let Simmer and Crazy Face Ivananas do the fighting. OR maybe get tips from them? I love you and I don't like seeing you embarrassed like that. Please cease and desist.

All your fans

There's no time to feel bad about that disgusting display of a Sabres game last night because tonight they're in St. Louis. Please win? Royzie is hurt :/ I hate him but he occasionally makes good plays. Maybe Timmy will have to move back to center now and talk to Goose about how to win faceoffs?

I dyed my hair really dark brown the other day and then I noticed that my hair is the exact same color as Oscar's fur. Almost black, but actually just really dark brown. Whoops.

Don't forget to vote in the poll in the left sidebar, and here's the roster for reference!


  1. I love how many of the Sabres fans I talk to do not like Derek, and could really careless if he was hurt or not. I said 'good riddance' to be honest. If a Sabre had to get hurt, I'm glad it was him.

  2. It's true. Poor Royzie. We really fly quickly between love and hate on him. No wonder he's got a complex. haha


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

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