by Anne
Clearly I am an American citizen, having been born in New York State. Therefore I will be cheering for Team USA come Olympics time.
Yet, Team Canada boasts so many more players that I hold near and dear to my heart.
Sure Team USA has Miller, Kesler.... uhhhh and... ummmm David Backes? But Team Canada boasts such beloved favorites as Jarome Iginla, Rick Nash and Jordan Staal.
Clearly I am an American citizen, having been born in New York State. Therefore I will be cheering for Team USA come Olympics time.
Yet, Team Canada boasts so many more players that I hold near and dear to my heart.
Sure Team USA has Miller, Kesler.... uhhhh and... ummmm David Backes? But Team Canada boasts such beloved favorites as Jarome Iginla, Rick Nash and Jordan Staal.
Must. Look. Less. Doofy. Than. Brothers.
The man can do no wrong
Nooo, please don't become a mountain man again, Nasher!
I'll adore you regardless but, pleeeeease?
If the sight of Derek Roy's photo didn't make me dry-heave, I might have posted it. However, as I cannot bear to subject you all to the grotesque eye-roll inducing portrait, I will leave it out.
There are, however, three portraits that cannot go un-ridiculed noted:
Dan Boyle will defeat the enemy with his Stink-Eye of Death
Tazer is only allowed out of the bell-tower to play hockey and stare uncomfortably at his opponents.
Vinny looks like he's about to puke and topple head-first into the camera
It suits him...?
A mutiny a-brewin', Lindy?
Marty St. Louis is horrified. Simply horrified.
He's just seen who his linemates are...
And its not these guys. They're Sid's wingmen
I love it.
What are the odds they're speaking English?
Adorable.
Proof that Marc and Jordan don't like Eric:
Jordan chills while a trainer... does something with Marc's ankles
Jordan: I'm gonna break Eric's stick
Marc: Ok, just make sure its really his and not mine this time, bro.
Nope, there are no photos of Eric with either of his baby bros. He must be a jerk.
There are, however, three portraits that cannot go un-
Dan Boyle will defeat the enemy with his Stink-Eye of Death
Tazer is only allowed out of the bell-tower to play hockey and stare uncomfortably at his opponents.
Vinny looks like he's about to puke and topple head-first into the camera
It suits him...?
A mutiny a-brewin', Lindy?
Marty St. Louis is horrified. Simply horrified.
He's just seen who his linemates are...
And its not these guys. They're Sid's wingmen
I love it.
What are the odds they're speaking English?
Adorable.
Proof that Marc and Jordan don't like Eric:
Jordan chills while a trainer... does something with Marc's ankles
Jordan: I'm gonna break Eric's stick
Marc: Ok, just make sure its really his and not mine this time, bro.
Nope, there are no photos of Eric with either of his baby bros. He must be a jerk.
That concludes my foray into the enemy's orientation camp. Not surprisingly, Team USA's stuff is not as interesting.
Iginla just has so much swagger.
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