Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Perez Hilton Discusses the Sabres

by Anne

Sort of.

It must be a slow news day at Perez and he must be behind the times because its been fairly common knowledge in Buffalo for months that B. Tom Golly* is dating Monica Seles. Anyway, Perez discussed it on his site tonight and after two glasses of wine, I found it hysterical at the time.

Here's the link.

Good times. The Sabres have been mentioned twice now on Perez, once when Ruutu made a snack out of Petey and this time. Sweet. We just need a celeb girlfriend and we'll be all set.

*B. Thomas Golisano for those who have never been inside my wine-soaked head and don't know my nicknames

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