Tuesday, March 10, 2009

That's It

Dear Buffalo Sabres,

Go to hell.

I'm done.

This team does not deserve to make the playoffs.

I hate that I work at HSBC Arena right now.

Love, Anne

Let's Go Canucks! Let's Go Kings!!



  1. I'm sorry Anne... Jess and I did squeal over the Sabres during warm ups like twelve year fan girls. I guess it just wasn't enough

  2. No Soph! They don't deserve your squeals of approval! They deserve derisive insults about their mothers hurled in their direction.

  3. But Anne! It was pregame warmups! My psychic abilities weren't telling me how much the Sabres would stink up the joint...

    Plus we were excited to see these guys for the first time after hearing so much about them... Too bad they're dead to you now.


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable