Friday, December 5, 2008


by Anne

Six games, retroactive to Tuesday's game in Calgary, plus an anger management evaluation.




  1. anger management evaluation

    hahahaha awesome!

  2. He needs it... the douchebag.

  3. Um okay since when is being a complete and total asshole only equal to 6 games? And anger management? Can we please get Jack Nicholson to make him sing I Feel Pretty on a bridge in the middle of rush hour traffic? Cause I think that would be a big fat lesson in humility something that he could definitely use just a teensy weensy little bit of...


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  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
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  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
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