by Anne
The Kostitsyn Brothers are douche bags.
Why is Thomas Vanek the only Sabre who can score against the Habs?
Lalime played a decent game.
I'm amazed Pat Kaleta can even walk after that game. I love him, why does everyone always pick on you, Patty?
Oh. Its cuz you're kind of a d-bag sometimes?
That's ok, Patty, you're OUR d-bag.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
At least the Kostitsyns have the word tits in the middle of their name. So if you want to be like a twelve-year-old boy and laugh at them for it, you know, the opportunity is totally there.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I comfort myself when one of them scores against us. I think, "LOL tits." It actually works. Sometimes.
And Patrick Kaleta is my favorite ever. I've always loved fourth-liners in particular, and when he came along... Oh my heart.
That is a face of a d-bag, for sure. Oh Patty K, Patty K. <3
ReplyDeleteI do not feel well knowing Thomas is the only one who has scored against Montreal so far this season...
That's ok, Patty, you're OUR d-bag.
ReplyDeleteAND WE WOULDN'T HAVE HIM ANY OTHER WAY. But to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised at all if someone gets pissed off enough at him and lays him out, Tim Connolly-esque. As much as I love him, he's asking for it. BUT WHAT THE HELL'S WITH THE OFFICIALS' ANTI-KALETA-NESS?? Haters...