Thursday, September 18, 2008

DRASTIC CHANGES AHEAD...

by Anne


I have made a LIFE-ALTERING decision. LIFE. ALTERING.

I am completely abandoning my previous top 5 list and I am STARTING FRESH for the 2008-2009 season. I'm sure the list will look startlingly similar, but I don't want to be so TIED DOWN to Jason Pominville WHOM I LOVE MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE I HAVE ACTUALLY MET IN PERSON. I'm also not committing to a 5 player format. It might be 3 it might be 6. Why does it matter how many and in what order? This way, when you all are presented with the opportunity to present me with a Buffalo Sabre of my very own to love and cherish, you will be able to determine which one to bring home to me first. However, if your only options are Connolly, Afinogenov and Kotalik, I'll just pass. Really, its fine. No, really ITS FINE. I'LL PASS.

STARTING ANEW ON FRIDAY!!!




No! Pie! Wait! Don't worry! Don't look at me that way!
(between you me and the blogosphere, you're on my very shortlist for a new #1)



Lookit that floppy hair! How cute!



Lookit that goal celebration with Sissy!
(Sissy, I'm not as confident about you being on the top anymore, you're going to have to REALLY up your goofy quasi-English language interviews this season to hang on, I can also be bribed with coffee and offers to do my laundry and clip my cats claws which I have to do today and I REALLY don't want to because he hates it, ugh, but I digress...)



It doesn't look promising for you, Tyler Bouck

4 comments:

  1. OMG, I love that first picture of Pie. He looks so confused, you can't help but love him and want to take care of him!

    But Anne, you will have to get your own coffee, because I really doubt that Pie is allowed to handle scalding-hot liquids yet.

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  2. But Anne, you will have to get your own coffee, because I really doubt that Pie is allowed to handle scalding-hot liquids yet.

    Darn it! you're probably right. Sigh. Maybe Mairsy can get the coffee on his behalf. But then who do I credit with the love? Mairsy actually brought me the coffee but Pie had the initiative. Such a trying time.

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  3. I tell ya! Being a hockey fan is NOT easy. I'm sure you could love them both, just in very different ways. You would have to be nurturing with Pie or you might scare him away. I think Mairsy could take whatever you throw at him. He's bad-ass!

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  4. You would have to be nurturing with Pie or you might scare him away. I think Mairsy could take whatever you throw at him. He's bad-ass!

    I'm not sure I could deal with having to handle Pie with such delicacy. It'd probably get really old really fast. Although, Mairsy probably wouldn't appreciate my love as much... hmmmmm...

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