by Anne
From today's
Buffalo News article about Butts:
"Whenever Erin Peters would get up from the kitchen table or prepare to leave a room, Butler would rise from his seat in a show of chivalry and respect."
WHAT?
I.
Just.
Who?
What?
What decade is this?
Where can I find one of these?
Chris Butler, is that you?
No! Don't kill Dany Heatley!
Let him live imprisoned by the loss of the game!
"I want to be here for all 82 games next year and make more of a difference instead of just kind of being a role player per se," Butler said. "I kind of look at it as what can I do better and how can I make us a more successful team next year?"
Shut the hell up, Chris Butler. Stop saying all the right things. I hope there is a Lady Butler in his life because if there's not, LOOK OUT.
Somehow calling him "Butts" seems wrong. From now on I will refer to Chris Butler exclusively as Sir Christopher.
I dub thee Sir Christopher
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
