Showing posts with label Eli Manning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eli Manning. Show all posts

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Getting Our Money's Worth?

by Anne

No, this is not going to be an analysis of the cost of tickets plus the cost of nachos and beer at HSBC Arena or Ralph Wilson Stadium in relation to wins/losses/points scored, etc. This is about quantity over quality.

I'm supremely glad that the Bills and Sabres penchant for overtime is coming to a close. Well, the Bills has, the Sabres just can't seem to get enough of playing 65+ minutes. They're just so generous, handing out loser points throughout the NHL. No one can say they aren't givers.

I started to think about this post when I was pretty sure the Lions were going to convert on their last-second two-point conversion attempt to tie the game in the dying seconds. Tragically, they were unable to do so and the Buffalo Bills managed to avoid over time and win their first game of the season. They've decided to kick-off the second half of the season without the goose egg in the "W" column. Tragic. I'm devastated, I was hoping for another HILARIOUS overtime loss to further crush the fans of Western New York. When the game clock ticked down to zeros, I was probably the only person in WNY treating it as though the Bills had just been handed their first loss of the season. Nothing I want ever happens, it seems.

In somewhat related news, Eli Manning was just picked off in the end zone and the Cowboys ran back 100+ yards for a TD. I obviously loathe, hate, and despise the Dallas Cowboys BUT! if they win today, then the Buffalo Bills will STILL have the worst record in the National Football League and will still have a very very high draft pick to totally blow.

I may not be able to get my perfect season, but a girl can dream can't she?

In non-Buffalo news: I love the Los Angeles Kings. I mean, the Sabres have been trying harder to win me back, but it may be too late for them. The season isn't even 25% over yet, but the Kings have made me several offers that I just can't seem to find the strength to refuse. They don't need to take things into overtime, they take care of business in regulation. No loser points for the rest of the NHL being handed out by the Kings. Thanks boys, this might be the real deal.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

WOOOOO!

by Anne

Congrats Giants!!


Michael Strahan believes he can fly, I concur

In the City of Buffalo where underdogs and longshot teams roam (but don't win), I appreciate an underdog victory. Underdog quarterback, underdog brother. Ain't he cute?



That 4th quater "OMFG HOW DID ELI MANNING SHAKE THAT SACK AND THEN THROW THAT BOMB TO TOOMER" moment had me standing screaming "No way! No way!" I appreciate moments like that. Afinogenov's game 5 winner last season did the same.


I know, Eli! I couldn't believe it either!

Just look at this picture below and think, two of these boys (the middle one and the littlest one) will one day grow up to win back to back Super Bowls.


2 Super Bowl MVPs and I bet Cooper's a real nice guy too.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Monday Mondaaaaay

By Anne



So, while anyone who is in public school under the college level or anyone who works in a government office is nestled snugly in their nice warm beds and homes on this freeeeeezing cold day, S(h)ara and I are at work. Enjoying every moment of it, I can assure you.

The one good thing about working today is that there are very very few people also driving into downtown Buffalo to get in my way, and many many open parking spaces to choose from. So, at least I always know on these mornings that my commute will be easy.

Enough about us, onto the sports.

I am sad to report that my favorite NFC team, the Green Bay Packers lost to the NY Giants last night in overtime. This saddens me greatly. Brett Favre has long been a favorite of mine, since he first started playing for Green Bay and received national recognition as AP MVP in '95. He's started EVERY GAME as a Green Bay Packer since he started there IN 1992. And his middle name is Lorenzo, can you really get much cooler than that? I watched every second of the career game he played right after his father passed away, and cried at the end of it, not gonna lie. I watched him take the sack from Michael Strahan so Strahan could earn the NFL's record for most sacks in a season. He's never publicly admitted that he took the dive, but if you watch it, it's pretty obvious that he did. I didn't agree that he should've done it as it, to many, cheapened the accomplishment. But let's be honest, how many quarterbacks would lower their pride enough to take the sack, lower their own numbers and those of their offensive line, to let someone on another team set an NFL record?
Basically, to be totally honest, the first reason I took notice of him at the tender age of 10 is because my aunt, who is irritatingly obsessed with pronouncing things correctly (including saying almost all Italian food names with an Italian accent, in spite of the fact that we're 100% Irish) was OBSESSED with the fact that Favre was being pronounced Farve. Ok, this is clearly not how his name should be pronounced, but who really cares?

Bretters might retire this season (NOOOOO!!!!) and all I wanted was for him to get one more NFC championship and maybe, just maybe, upset Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. The greatest upset EVER. The old man and the superstar going toe to toe.

I wanted to see this:




Not this:



I don't really care much about Eli Manning. I enjoy his brother much more. So do his parents probably, so that makes me feel bad for little Eli, but I don't think the poor boy and his Giants stand a chance against Tommy B. and his Patriots.

Anyway, on to the hockey:


I watched as much of yesterday's Bruins v. Rangers match up as I could take, as I kept nearly nodding off, I changed the station frequently. I can't imagine a game that's 1-0 for the first 40 minutes is exactly what the NHL wanted when the decided to highlight this "Original 6 Match up!!!". Does anyone else want to acknowledge the fact that anyone who doesn't follow hockey regularly will have no idea what that means? I was under the impression that the goal was to attract new fans, not confuse them.

The NHL on NBC game of the weeks seems to be "the NHL game of whoever the Rangers are playing on Sunday" game of the week. Next week its Rangers v. Habs. "ANOTHER Original 6 Match up". Hardly the marketing strategy I would employ.

I love looking at commercials and seeing how ridiculously focused they are on putting out ads created for a very specific audience. Yesterday it was middle aged men, their sons in their 20s and the girlfriends and wives that were forced to watch the games too. We had FloMax, Cialis, that Verizon commercial with the new dad banging on the nursery window (ok, I have to admit I laugh every time at that one) and the figure skating championships that will soon be on NBC.
Let's watch it, shall we?


I think I laugh because I fully anticipate one day marrying and having children with a man who will do just that when seeing our baby in the nursery window.

I also enjoyed Mike Millbury and his lower leg skeleton model he had to show the world just exactly where Sid the Kid has injured himself. Thank you, Mike "High Ankle Sprain" was such an ambiguous descriptor.

Also, Kobasew, another of my top favorite NHL player names scored a short hander, so it was an entertaining game. I was pissed that Tim Thomas, whom I enjoy as a person and a hockey player (I know I'm not supposed to as he's a NE division rival, but whatev) was denied his shut out with 44 seconds left. Booooo!!!!

There was hinting that Jagr isn't happy in New York anymore as they showed footage of him looking decidedly unenthusiastic about scoring a goal in a previous game. Sundin? Jagsie? Who's next?

If Jagr leaves the Rangers, my friend Scott will need some serious consoling. He's a huge Jagr fan. He'd walk around class during last season's playoffs in his Jagr jersey, very sure that his team would prevail. I couldn't help but rub it in a lot when they did not. Sadly, Scott-o and I were not in the same city when the Drury debacle went down, so he never got to have his revenge by bragging that his team got our captain.

In other news, the Sens dropped yet another one, losing 6-1 to Philly. Too bad Marty wasn't in net for that one. As I said, its hard to be too excited as Alfie and The Piece of Trash weren't in the line-up for the Sens. It'll all be different in a month or so when they're back and the Sens rebound. Same for Sid the Kid and the Pens. Yes, he'll be out for a while, but assuming the Pens can hang on to their playoff spot without him, they'll be a different team when he comes back.

K-Sylv is givin' the play-by-play this afternoon in Phoenix with Harry Neale. This should be interesting (read: painful and confusing for us all, like when Mommy has a new boyfriend). While I support the choice to use K-Sylv instead of...actually I don't know who else they'd use, I still would rather hear Slick Ricky than anyone else. There's been an argument made for Roby, but I prefer to hear Roby giving the tough love than the more neutral play-by-play position. Slick Ricky is certainly not neutral in his love for the Sabres, but he tends to not openly criticise the team...too often, and only when they really deserve it, like at anytime in the last 3 weeks.
I can't wait to see Rayzor and Roby alone with no K-Sylv to mediate them. They both like to play bad cop, so if the Sabres are playing badly, this could be a Dodge Intermission report bloodbath.

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