Tuesday, April 5, 2011


by Anne


I'm re-committing to daily blogging starting TODAY, Thursday April 5, 2011.

My first re-born post shall be to re-dub Christopher "Butts" Butler as "Sir Christopher."

By virtue of your re-emerging bodacious defensive play, and your
first goal of the season (took you long enough),
and specifically your totally sexy (and legal) manhandling of
one Mr. Vincent Lecavalier in the dying minutes of tonight's game.
I hereby re-dub you:
Sir Christopher

May you always be the gentleman and bad-ass defenseman we know you can be.

As I tweeted/posted: I will not count my sixth place eggs until they've hatched. However, in the interim I will go all Paas Easter egg dye happy on them.

Game plan for next year: adjust Vanek's visor so every team looks like they're the Tampa Bay Lightning.


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable