by Anne
I have no computer to use other than my parents so I was UNAWARE of this development until almost 8:00 PM Eastern Standard Time:
After three months of rehabilitation and countless hours of skating and practicing, Matt Greene will be back in the Kings’ lineup tonight.
WHAT'S THAT YOU HEAR? A CHOIR OF ANGELS SHOUTING OUT WITH JOY?
YES, PEOPLE OF EARTH. IT IS. YOUR EARS DO NOT DECEIVE YOU.
You can now conduct your lives with confidence because this man is BACK IN THE LINEUP:
GROSS.
BUT ALSO AWESOME
Disclaimer, yo.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
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