Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Soccer is Bananas

by Anne

Yeah, yeah the NHL Awards are tonight, the draft is Friday, Free Agency day is practically null and void because rights to UFAs are being traded like Silly Bandz in a fifth grade classroom.

HOWEVER, I have only watched two games of the World Cup but they were both pretty exciting. Well, almost all of the USA v. Slovenia was exciting and the last three or four minutes of USA v. Algeria was exciting.

Landon Donovan is a true American Hero. I've cared way more than I thought I would about these games. 

This is way more exciting than the last time the USA represented our country in international competition and no, I'm not referring to the Olympics. I'm referring entirely to the World Championships this past May when the USA was forced to play in the relegation round. RELEGATION? That's atrocious. It's true we sent mostly our C-squad and Jack Johnson was our captain, but jeez louise.

American Heroes v. 2010


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