by Anne
...I'm taping numbers to my walls and playing whichever ones Oscar knocks to the ground.
A few months back, my cat (who likes to irritate me into getting out of bed every morning) knocked my magnetic standings tracker off of the wall. Several magnets fell off and there were two it took me a while to find; one I still to this day have not found.
Here's the tweet (click to enlarge):
Nostradamus, eat your heart out. You ain't got nothin' on Oscar.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
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