Thursday, May 13, 2010

Happy Birthday, Matt Greene

by Anne

I'm in no mood to be funny or celebratory, especially considering not that many people read this blog and it's rather preposterous to send birthday messages to anyone other than the people I converse with in person or on Twitter. My own personal grumbles aside.

He's my favorite so:

Happy Birthday, Greener!!

Please make Team USA stop sucking


  1. It is not at all preposterous to send birthday wishes to your favorite player via the internet. I've been doing it for years. :)

    Happy Birthday Matt Greene! That is a very fetching picture. ;)

    P.S. I love your blog!

  2. I'm sure Greener is doing all he can... in between facepalms every time he hears "Captain Johnson."


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  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

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