Friday, April 16, 2010

You're Welcome

by Anne

Raffi Torres clearly saw the grade he earned from my gradebook and decided to make himself useful. Granted, it wasn't on the scoresheet, but everytime there was a scrum, the Baby Beluga picked himself the biggest Bruin and had at it with him.

It's been said plenty but it can't be said enough: Chara is a douchenozzle and should be repeatedly kicked in the groin. Raffi, I'm looking at you. Bro Code be damned.

Craig Rivet was the happiest kid on Christmas morn when he scored that goal. It was completely adorable. In my slightly tipsy stupor I referred to him continuously as a DILF. Why? Because it is completely true... even though he's only like 10 years my senior. WHATEVS.

That game was about 10,000x more energetic and punchy than I expected it to be. 

The Kings lost. :( It was a fairly tight game until the 3rd and they lost it in OT.
Also, I don't know why people have a problem with this Sabres hip-hop anthem, I find it completely ridiculous in the best way possible. Can someone explain it to me why they don't like it? I think people just need to chill and enjoy the SabreLove pouring into and out of Buffalo.


  1. Now that we're in the playoffs I'm genuinely excited that we have Torres. I remember him well during the Oilers' Cup run in '06. Dude hits everything that moves, and hard. He's just getting warmed up.

  2. Man that rap is awesome! :)

    Love me some Sabres. The game today was SO MUCH FUN (except for the score.)

    I still believe! Let's Go Buffalo!


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