Thursday, March 4, 2010

Sign ideas

by Anne

Hey y'all. You might recall that I mentioned a while back that Moms and I are taking a sojourn down to the wilds of Nashville, Tennessee to see the Los Angeles Kings play the Predators (duh) on March 30.

I'm not normally one for holding up signs, but I think with the right sign idea I could be easily convinced. This will be the first time I've sat in the crowd as a Kings game as a mere fan. The only other Kings game I attended was when I was working at HSBC Arena, so that doesn't count. This was also in the darker days of liking the Canucks more, but that has clearly worked itself out (Big Bear, Kes, SO'B, I still love you).

I will be sitting on the glass directly behind the Kings bench. Therefore, the proximity of my sign to the player's viewing range has increased exponentially compared to if I were seated in the upper bowl. Also, it will be Tuesday, how full will that place be? Anyone? I have no idea. Considering how cheap these tickets were, I'm guessing Tuesday nights aren't a big draw for Predators fans. 

Anyway, I'm soliciting sign ideas. They can be anything from professing my love for Matt Greene, an out-dated Olympic sign, a witty pun or 10. Something about the Kings likely being in the playoff hunt at that point. Plays on the word "Smashville." Whatevs, any ideas will be helpful.

Thanks y'all!

The Kings play the Predators tonight in what will hopefully be a preview of their TOTAL DOMINANCE. Right? Right.

2 comments:

  1. Well, no sign ideas, but there is an AWESOME restaurant a few blocks up from Broadway. (on 5th I think) It's called Monnell's. Homestyle southern food service family style.

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  2. Here are some ideas:

    BLUE AND GOLD MAKE GREEN. ANNE AND MATT GREENE MAKE LOVE.


    I WANT TO GO GREENE.

    MATT GREENE IS MY KING.

    SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE.

    That's all I got for now...

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