Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Happy Birthday, Paul Gaustad!

by Anne


Today #28 turns 28. Hooray!

I could sit here all day and never run out of superlatives to praise the many ways in which Paul Gaustad is spiffy. But I won't; I have things to do today.

I baked you this pimpin' goose cake:

 
 Woo!
We all know how much you all freak out when the Senators come to town. Maybe for your birthday you can beat them? :) ;)

Plleeeeeeease?

 
Oh please oh please oh please oh PLEASE?

Happy Birthday, Goose!

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