by Anne
Today Buffalo's newly beloved Tyler Myers leaves behind his teenage years and officially enters his twenties.
He still can't buy Tallinder a drink after the game but they can totally share a phosphate or an egg cream.
Since you're a giant, I baked you this giant cupcake:
Hows about celebrating your big day with a win over the Penguins?!
Like my sexy purple top?
Little Foot, Pommer and Monty all won the games they played on their birthdays! Ok, to be fair they all played the Maple Leafs on their birthdays but still! You can dooo iiiit!
Happy 20th Birthday, JBG!
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
Okay, now I demand to see Tallinder & Myers celebrating postgame with an egg cream (if it's possible to get such a thing without the help of a Delorian).
ReplyDeleteThat is WEIRD about the Leafs and the birthdays. I'm sure Tyler is happy he doesn't have to play them on his birthday, since everyone knows Toronto is superscary now.