Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Dear NHL, STOP BEING GROSS

by Anne

I guess that rumor I heard was FOOLISHNESS


:(

I just know we're not getting Orpik. We're going to get a random top 4 guy from like St. Louis or like Bouwmeester from Florida who I don't really give a crap about.

But, HEY! IT'S STILL NOT AS BAD AS LAST YEAR!


I hope to GOD he picks Vancouver or Chicago. Not Toronto, please not Toronto. I don't want to
play him 6 times a year. YUCK.

THIS offer is making me sick. It's totally ridiculous.


Such is Free Agent Day.

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