Saturday, May 3, 2008

Nathan Gerbe and I are now Frenemies

by Anne

Dear Dallas:

NOT. COOL.

Love,
Anne



Private to Brenden Morrow:

You basically had a natural hat trick last night. Unfortunately, only 1 of them counted. Please review how to cleanly and legally put the puck in the net.

Love,
Anne



Private to Nate Gerbe:

Thanks for rejecting my Facebook friend request. There's no way you could even know about this psychotic blog, so its either that you think I'm just a rabid Sabres fan OR you have this bizarre practice of not friending people you don't actually know. Whatev. You're dead to me. STAY IN BC FOR ALL I CARE!

No! Gerb-man, I don't really mean it, please come to Buffalo ASAP but don't reject my love when I stalk you downtown. Thanks.

Love,
Anne



Private to Pat Kane:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Love,
Anne



Dear Team USA Powerplay:


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Love,
Anne



Dear Team USA Even Strength:

Yyyyyyeah, uhhhhh could you try that again? I mean excellent work on getting the powerplays, but even strength goals are just as sexy, if not sexier.

Love,
Anne



Private to Tim Tom:

I'm glad you're as focused on your age and deep forehead lines as I am.

Love,
Anne

7 comments:

  1. Goodness! How can Gerbs reject your friend request when he's friends with like 40 people in the BU network? This is most unjust.

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  2. Dear Anne:

    Awesome letters...Especially to Dallas - Letting Soupy score like that is NOT COOL indeed!!

    You're right, even-strength goals are very sexy - they are like the Goose or Ry-Ry of goals.

    And I have now requested to be Facebook friends with both Gerber-ama and Tim Kennedy (I'm procrastinating on my final papers)...We'll see if Kennedy is any more generous than his future teammate with his acceptances!!

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  3. *Correction: People I don't know..

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  4. Gerbs hates you! What the hell?

    No, he loves you. I don't accept people I know either. haha He must have heard about all these stalkers in WNY lately offering candy and car rides to small children. I feel it though, he likes you. I looked for Gerbe then I stopped. I don't know, I didn't want it to be the wrong Gerbe, or the poser Gerbs.

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  5. Dear Pens:

    Yay!!! Can't wait to see you give Danny his third EC Finals loss in a row!!

    Love and snuggles,
    Katie

    PS: Gerberama actually friended me back! I do not know what strange power I have over him, but I promise to use the powers of Facebook to bring him to the dark side...or Buffalo (same difference, right? haha)

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  6. Wouldn't it be so strange if he (or any of the Sabres) actually knew about this blog?

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  7. If any of the Sabres knew about this blog, I'm not sure how I'd feel. I wouldn't change anything about the way I write it, cuz its my blog, but I'd definitely think about it while I was posting it. And then leave my phone number for any player that may want it. WOO!

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