Monday, May 5, 2008

Does Pommer Love Roysie More Than He Loves Goose?

by Anne

Pommer's blog this week is touted as being about the World Championship, but it's basically about how much he loves Roysie, Staffy and Kaner.

I'm glad to hear Pommers and Staffy can lean on each other when they need condoms or shave gel or whatever they could possibly need while in Nova Scotia. They make it sound like they're lost in Eastern Europe. Yo, you're in Halifax. It barely counts as a foreign country.

Maybe that's where Goose was headed when Amy at Shots Off the Crossbar's Dad saw him at the airport. He needs to go reclaim his place as Pommer's BFFL. They room in their own rooms now, so I'm sure Goose and Pommer are back to being nap buddies. Awwwww.


  1. They make it sound like they're lost in Eastern Europe.

    I am now picturing the two of them on The Amazing Race. Staffy would be the one who yells all the time, and Pommers would be the one quietly crying in the back seat of the cab.

    And I TOTALLY imagined that Goose was headed up to Halifax when I read Amy's blog! When Pommers mentioned in his blog that "friends and family" were coming up to see them, you just knew he meant "friends, family, and my gorgeous BFFL."

    I can picture Pommers kicking his gf out of the room (very nicely, of course): "Sorry, sweetie, but Goose is coming, and we haven't had good, quality nap buddy time in weeks!"

  2. Look out for an offensive EXPLOSION from Pommers now that Goosie may or may not be back in his arms.

    And, if I were Pommer's girlfriend I would TOTES understand that he and Goosie need time for some GuyLove. They're definitely Turk and JD. I'm thinking Pommer is Zach Braff.


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