by Anne
Ok, Dear Team USA, please just stop adding people to the roster. Camp starts today, so I'm gonna assume they're done for now. They can add other players again after a certain point but I can't remember what that cut off day is.
Adam Burish, Chicago Blackhawks
Forward
Mark Stuart, Boston Bruins
Defenseman
Welcome aboard, boys! I hope that you have fun continuing to play with your NHL teammates and make new friends in Maine. I hear Kaner is planning on making dream catchers for you all to remember camp by. There's a talent show at the end, Gerbe will sing a country western ballad and Tim Tom will be doing his ventriloquism act. It'll be grand.
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- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
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- Oscar - Anne's cat
Gerbe will sing a country western ballad
ReplyDeleteAccompanied by Staffy on the guitar
The image of Kaner making dream catchers is too funny...I can picture him looking so intense at the craft table trying to prove that even short, baby hockey boys can make amazing dream catchers.