Friday, March 14, 2008

Bring in da noise, Bring in da Funk

by Anne

Welcome back to the NHL Funky! I can't lie, I totally forgot you'd played a few games for us before. Whoops. It was November of 2006, how can one be expected to remember that far back?

Apparently Pommerdoodle was not up for the challenege of full time NHL defenseman. As hilarious as it would've been, apparently Lindy and the boys are not yet ready to sign off on the season as the rest of us are, and they're giving it another go. Bah, where's the fun in that?

Welcome back to the Big Show, Funky. I'm giving you a nickname now. It's The Chicken, enjoy it while you can. Some day I will try to write down all nicknames I've dubbed people over the past few seasons.

I sincerely enjoy the choice of what appears to be masking tape on your socks. Excellent. none of this "clear" stuff the big kids use.

At 6'4" and right around 200lbs, this could should be ok. AND he played for the Portland Winter Hawks like another certain bird nicknamed player.

Goose: Anne! Is it me? Is it?! IS IT?!

Anne: Yes Goose! It is you!

Goose: Hooray! Toni! Hank! It's me!

7:30 faceoff at HSBC Arena.

1 comment:

  1. Sup Funky?

    I never get tired of Goose, or his rally helmet.


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