By Anne
I can't wait to write about tonight's game when I'm sober. I got a little drunk to celebrate, but wa-hoo!!!!!!!!! My love for Drew Stafford was already unending, but for real Drew? My heart will just have to keep growing to accommodate my constantly increasing love for you. If I were ever to meet you, I'm not sure what I would do, I wouldn't be creepy, but you were already my favorite Sabre, its just unkind to shut down your fellow teammates like that.
Danny Paille----I mean Pie-YAY! In my heart, you and Roysie BOTH scored that goal. So Roysie gets his hay trick and you get two goals WOOOOOO!!!
Disclaimer, yo.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
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