Friday, October 5, 2012
Hello Friends
Labels: A Girl Can Dream, Anne is Crazy, Buffalo Blogosphere
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Bittersweet Symphony
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Comparative Market Analysis of Ilya Kovalchuk
by Anne
I saw a headline debating the market value of Ilya Kovalchuk and it got the wheels turning. Here now is my CMA for Ilya Kovalchuk's annual cap hit.
When doing a CMA, you must find comparable houses (or players in this case). Therefore my criteria shall be this:
Objective Criteria:
Born between 1977 - 1985
Top-six forward
Signed a multi-year UFA contract or contract extension within the last 2 seasons (July 1, 2009 - day of writing September 1, 2010)
Here are our comparables:
Marian Hossa
Rick Nash
Marc Savard
Ryan Kesler
Mikko Koivu
We're basing these stats on the 60+GP seasons they played BEFORE they signed these contracts/extensions.
We're using cost per goal and cost per point to determine where Kovalchuk fits.
Labels: Anne is Crazy, Cap trouble, contracts, Ilya Kovalchuk, Ridiculous
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Stop being hurt.
by Anne
Labels: Anne is Crazy, Injuries, Matt Greene
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Blogging Everyday
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
This iz unacksetptible
by Oscar
Dear Sabrez,
I haz a complaint for yoo.
When yoo winz hockee gamez, my Mommy makez me do vicktoree dancez.
I haz now had to do 20 victoree dancez this seezon. I doesn't apreesheeate dat, Sabrez. Espeshully yoo, Ryan Miller.
Love,
Oscar
Dear Pat Kaleta and frendz,
My Mommy made up a noo dance just for yoo.
Also, Danny Paille, Drew Stafford, Tim Connolly and Thomas Vanek have dancez. My Mommy iz mentally unstable if she iz making a kitteh do dancez after a hockee game. Danny Paille playz for the Brewinz and she still makez me do it. But not for Sissay. She iz mad dat he left for Montreeall, whatever dat iz.
Pleez stop skoring goalz and looze moar gamez.
Love,
Oscar
Dear Kingz,
My Mommy doesn't make me doo dancez when yoo win. But just in kase, pleaz keep loozing gamez like yoo did last nite agenst the Canuckz.
Thank yoos.
Love,
Oscar
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
New Blog?
Labels: Anne is Crazy, Just Some Stuff
Friday, October 16, 2009
Blogger Delinquency
by Anne
I haven't blogged since Tuesday?!
Yet I don't have time now.
See you all at the game tonight!
Islanders @ Sabres 7:30!!
Labels: Anne is Crazy, Game Day, Working at the Arena
Monday, October 5, 2009
Blogging
I realized the other day that there are A LOT of blogs I read that irritate me. They irritate me for a variety of reasons. Most of the time they irritate me because they're not clever, they're not interesting, they're just someone regurgitating what happened in a game as it happened, not with their own thoughts, that are unique to them and I can't read in the Buffalo News tomorrow morning. I like people who are funny, who offer a different way to look at something, offer content that can't really be found anywhere else or talk about subjects rarely discussed.
One thing in particular that bothers me is when someone refers to a team as theirs or acts as though they are the only person to ever have loved a team or an individual player. Blogs are personal responses and I totally understand that, but one of the things I love about blogging about a team or teams is finding other bloggers who are as passionate and dedicated about the team you both love. Playing hockey is not an individual effort, so cheering for a team shouldn't be either. Share the love, people.
Before you go all "But Anne, you're really not all that interesting or blahhhhhh...." I'm not saying that I am, and if I checked my analytics sometime and no one's reading my blog, I'll stop. However, this blog, tiny though it may be gets thousands of hits every month, so someone must find something I have to say on the outside edge of interesting.
Back to the individual player thing: several other bloggerladies and I have discussed this so I want to know what you guys think too. It drives us CRAZY when someone who has never professed any affinity for a team or player suddenly LOVES a player when they do something good. I won't give examples of individuals who do this because that would be rude but if Tyler Kennedy scores a hat trick tomorrow, I won't suddenly be all "I LOVE TYLER KENNEDY AHHHH!!!!" I'll say "Well done, sir. You are still really fug." Ok that was mean, but he is. A good hockey player, but fug. On the converse, I have a short list of players whom I adore but I do not hope to pretend I am the only person who cheers for these players. Except for the fact that I'm probably the only Matt Greene fan in Buffalo, I don't claim any exclusive ownership to loving individual players. I have a short list of favorite players and it occurred to me the other day that not a single one of them is a Sabre. Now that Sissy has left, there are no other players that I'm consistently excited about. So, anytime Darcy wants to acquire one of those boys, I'll be ready to buy their jersey :)
I felt a little disheartened over the summer with my lack of interest in blogging and the corresponding lackluster hits, so I'm very glad to see that people are coming back to read not only this blog, but hockey blogs in general.
Thanks for coming back!
Labels: Anne is Crazy, Jaroslav Spacek, Just Some Stuff, Matt Greene
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Is it just me or...
by Anne
Does Dany Heatley's NHL 10 persona look like Lord Voldemort in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
Labels: Anne is Crazy, Dany Heatley
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Anne's Western Conference Boyfriends 2009-2010
Oh hey there, readers, didn't see you come in.
Well, with training camp upon us and the start of the season fast approaching (!!), I've realized that it is time for me to re-evaluate my Western Conference Boyfriend (WCB) list.
I started this list last year because I discovered that the way for me to get into a team was to develop an interest in one particular player. This endeavor proved quite successful. In fact, through my Los Angeles Kings WCB (Matt Greene) I became a legitimate Kings fan. Therefore, I've decided to re-vamp my list because, in my woeful ignorance at the time, I made some very poor decisions over whom to give my heart to.
I know that its a little early, but I want to get my selections in place before the kickoff of the regular season.
So here we go:
2008 - 2009
Let me just say, I watched this game in my bed, half-awake, on my laptop
Its really cool to watch something and know instantly that it was something really rare.
The Ducks didn't do much in the off-season to make me like them. They sent Pronger to the Eastern Conference and traded Drew Miller to the Lightning. Ugh, gross me out. However, it was their in-season actions that gave them a ray of hope:

Mr. Wiz Wear himself,
James Wisniewski
(Also, people like to look for shirtless hockey players and find this blog and I never miss an opportunity, so: James Wisniewski shirtless, you're welcome)
2008 - 2009
Jarome Iginla
2009-2010
There can be no other choice. He's my favorite NHL player. Duh. Although Jay Bouwmeester is 15 kinds of dweeby and adorable, he will only ever be playing Michelle to Iggy's Beyonce. Its just the way it is.

Those are my heartstrings he's pulling on
:)
2008 - 2009
Patrick Sharp. He's kind of pretty. But about as interesting as dry toast.
2009 - 2010
I discovered the Blackhawks are one of the more inherently annoying teams in the NHL.
I cannot deny I had quite a few chuckles over their debacle of an off-season and I feel that they've received their come-uppance for their irritating habit of finding themselves FASCINATING and HILARIOUS. Nothing is more annoying than someone who laughs at their own jokes.
That being said, I have no idea whom to choose. I can tell you it won't be Toews, Keith, Kane, Burish, Eager, Byfuglien, Versteeg, Huet, Campbell, Hossa, Bolland, Sharp, Barker, Sopel, Brouwer or Seabrook. That leaves only like 5 players. I think I'll pick Fraser because he hasn't done anything to irritate me... yet.

When I first saw this image in thumbnail form, I thought the horror on that little girl's face was brought on by looking at that creepy bastard, Dave Bolland
Alas, it is not Dave Bolland, but newly-crowned Blackhawk runner-up, Andrew Ladd
And still, Dave Bolland remains a creepy bastard.
2008 - 2009
JM Liles. I only picked JM because I don't give a HOOT about the Colorado Avalanche and I know he and Ryan Miller are BFFs or something like that. He's pretty but the team was pretty underwhelming.
2009 - 2010
I was all set to select JM again until some random person on Twitter reminded me about Matt Duchene. The more interviews I watch with this guy and the more I learn about him, the more I like him, so I'm down.
I'll refrain from nicknaming him "The Duch"
Runner Up: JM Liles
2008 - 2009
Rick Nash.
2009 - 2010
Rick Nash. I adore Rick Nash. He's probably my 2nd favorite NHL player. Possibly 3rd, but definitely top three.

Nasher at a benefit for this little boy's foundation; He has Cerebral Palsy

Nasher giving Luke an autograph
Awwww.
2008 - 2009
Marty Turco... then Fabian Brunnstrom... then I stopped caring.
2009 - 2010
This request was put out on Twitter (one of a few). I was suggested many players but I was most drawn to James Neal. He's young and feisty and he'll be interesting to watch on what will be a season of ??? for the Dallas Stars.

Tres chic
I enjoy how he lets up in this (his only) fight when Brassard cries uncle. Yet he still tosses away his opponent all authoritative-like:
Runner-Up: Brad Richards
2008 - 2009
Brett Lebda. He was demoted and then replaced by Nick Lidstrom. I wasn't too thrilled about any of my prospects.
2009 - 2010
Valtteri Filppula. Mostly because of his bogus, fake-looking hair:

So European it hurts
Noise, noise, noise...noise
Runner-Up: Nick Lidstrom because he's pretty badass.
2008 - 2009
Cap'n Ethan. Ethan Moreau.
2009 - 2010
Cap'n Ethan played most of the season and he managed to shrug off what could've been a pretty serious eye injury. He shall remain.
Runner-Up: Shawn Horcoff because he has two different-colored eyes.
2008 - 2009
Matt Greene
2009 - 2010
Teddy Purcell....
Juuuuust kidding.
2008 - 2009
I don't remember, I have to look this up...
HOW COULD I FORGET OWEN NOLAN?! Cuz heeeee didn't play too much last year, only 59 games. I love him and his grumpy Irish ways.
2009 - 2010
Owen Nolan it shall remain.
Runner-Up: Brent Burns, because his picture is so jolly.
2008 - 2009
JP Dumont. I just picked him because I didn't want to investigate too heavily and Jason Arnott is kinda boring.
2009 - 2010
Shea Weber.
Why? I'm not really sure. I just like the guy. He's good and is forced to play in Nashville. I feel for him.
Runner-Up: Wade Belak because he's funny
2008 - 2009
Peter Mueller. He's cute but he's kind of a snoozefest
2009 - 2010
Uhhh, I don't really plan on committing to anyone in Phoenix. Just like everyone. Else.
2008 - 2009
March-Edouard "Pickles" Vlasic
2009 - 2010
The Sharks are kind of in a tizzy so I'm going to stick with safe, reliable Pickles.
Runner-Up: Kent Huskins, for no particular reason.
2008 - 2009
Jay McKee :(
At least he's a Pittsburgh Penguin now
2009 - 2010
This has been a source of great debate. Berglund v Backes. Blonde v Brunette. American v Swede. It wasn't easy, but I ultimately chose:
2008 - 2009
Big Bear, duh.
2009 - 2010
Big Bear, duh.
This off-season saw Mr. Bernier drop some weight and look even foxier than previously, if that is possible.

Here's a scruffier, um, "softer" Big Bear in January

Here's the newly re-foxified Big Bear
I adore him pudge or not.
Any questions?
That took freakin' forever. Last season I was saved from the certain DOOM of loving multiple players that I did not realize at the time where douchebags. If I have inadvertently selected a d-bag, PLEASE save me.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
I Will Not Write A Post Examining The Schedule
Because its pretty cut and dry.
There's a long road stretch in the later part of the season but we knew that was coming because of the basketball tourney in HSBC Arena. Other than that, we travel fewer miles than last year according to some wacky chart over on On the Forecheck.
Shakespeare has taken over my life and I have neglected hockey. I'm a bad fan.
Its a good thing there's no Shakespeare in the Park during hockey season. My loyalties would be all over the map.
Confession of the day: I'm a terrible blogger and I have so many posts to write but I just don't have the energy.
I'll be back soon, I promise. I can see you're all devastated.
Also, I'm "friends" with so many hockey players on Facebook and its hella boring. All the interesting ones don't accept random friendship requests from total strangers. Psh.
Labels: Anne is Crazy, Just Some Stuff, Theatre
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Insomnia, You Win
by Anne
Here is a list of things I think about when I can't fall asleep at night, which is quite often:
- If Herbie Hancock married Nathan Gerbe, his name would be Herbie Gerbe
- Why has Chris Butler still not accepted or rejected my Facebook friend request? I assumed he had denied our friendship but, several weeks after I last checked, it is still "pending." I also learned that you cannot remove a pending friend request
- I would not be surprised to find out that Sidney Crosby is really terrible on a first date
- Do you think it really annoys Marc Staal that his little brother entered the NHL before him?
- Speaking of Sidney Crosby, did his parents just try to cover their bases and pick unisex names for both their kids? Taylor and Sidney could be male or female names.
- Would I be more or less grossed out by Tim Connolly if he still had hair?
- If Joch Hecht married Olli/Jussi Jokinen his named would be Jochen Jokinen (if you don't know how to pronounce those names, the joke is lost on you).
- I think being married to an NHL player would have more downsides than upsides.
- Why do people get so worked up about the draft? After Tavares, Hedman and maybe Duchene, the likelihood that any of these boys will see serious NHL time this coming season is not good
- Even if the Sabres tanked with the hopes of getting the #1 pick, I still think they would lose the lottery, because that's how the Sabres roll.
- I don't care about the NHL Awards because no Sabres or any of "Anne's Top 10 Favorite non-Sabres" are nominated for anything. Unless you can guarantee me shots of Vinny in a well-fitted suit, I'm not watching. Wait, I just remembered Iggy is nominated for something about being totally badass and bald or something like that. I will watch
- I desperately need rehearsals to start. I'm going out of my skull with boredom.
- Why do I bother choosing favorite non-Sabres? The list changes drastically every year or so. Its very hard for me to keep on loving a player if his team is annoying. The notable exception being Jarome Iginla and his Lames.
- Why does Bucky Gleason still have a job?
- What will it take for Lindy Ruff and Darcy Regier to be fired? Can I help speed along this process in any way? Let me know.

I love this picture so much
- Sometimes I think about moving to New York or Chicago or Pittsburgh or Boston but then I realize that it would be tough because I know I'd always want to come back to the B-lo
- It really drives me crazy when people try to out do each other by proving they were fans of a musical artist for SUCH A LONG TIME. No one is impressed. "I WAS A FAN OF LADY GAGA BEFORE SHE EVEN HAD AN ALBUM." Whoa. Ok, calm down there, captain.
- Katy Perry can't sing, yet she's a recording artist. Honestly, have you ever listened to her "sing" her song "Thinking of You?" She sounds like a goat choking on its own saliva
- I miss these fools:
Monday, June 15, 2009
Buffalove
by Anne

It really does.
Especially down by the Arena when they're putting sugar on the cereal
Mmmmm
Support your local businesses!
BorninBuffalo.net
They, of course, have at least one hockey t-shirt on there, because, let's face it, Buffalo is a hockey town. Maybe one day it'll be a football town again.
We ate the largest order of curly fries I've ever seen, drank some tasty lemonade and tried to go to the Wilcox Mansion/Teddy Roosevelt Historical Site but the house is closed until next week. Boo. They have a nice exhibit about the Pan-Am exposition and for our $2 we got a coupon for $2 off admission to the mansion itself when it opens back up next week. I went there a few times when I was a kid and I think its pretty neat to show the youth of WNY that our city and region have some historical significance, as sad as a Presidential assassination is.
107 days til the season starts.
I just discovered they have it in yellow for toddlers:
Disclaimer, yo.
The Los Angeles Kings logo and Buffalo Sabres logo used in the title bar are registered trademarks of the National Hockey League; no copyright infringement is intended. If anyone is offended by anything I've written, get over it, it's a personal blog, not an accredited news source.
anniebeeswax [at] gmail [dot] com
Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat








































