by Anne
Every summer during training camp I'm all "EFF YOU, BILLS! YOU WON'T SUCK ME IN THIS YEAR. I'M STAAAAAANDING STRONG!" Then the first few preseason games come and they look not entirely hopeless and then they suck me back in.
I'm sucked back in. Sigh. It's just the way of the Bills fan. Desperate for the glory days of my childhood even though I know Trent Edwards is not Jim Kelly and Chan Gailey is not Marv Levy. Oh well, Trent Edwards is still hot and CJ Spiller will give us at least a few games before we hate him, ala Marshawn. We'll probably win a few games and lose a few and we probably won't make the playoffs... again. But I'll be there regardless. Ugh. Darn hometown pride, gets me every time.
I hope they get creamated by the Lions (not likely) then it'll help to soften the blow when they lose 42-3 in their season opener.
I'd be more willing to hate you after week six if you weren't so pretty.
Curse you, Trent.
In hockey news: blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................................................................
I tweeted this but now must post it here: Shaonenenenenaede Morrrisonnnne will not be Skippy; he shall be Shenaynay. I'm not sure how to spell it best. I spelled it Shanaynay on Twitter but I'm not crazy about it; first because it looks dumb and second because apparently Shane Dawson spells some character that way and I don't think Shane Dawson is funny. Thoughts on how best to spell his nick name? Shenaenae? Shenaynay?
Since Soupy left we've been looking for a weak-jawed Casanova to troll the blue line... and it looks like we've found him.
