Showing posts with label Mark Bell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Bell. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

OUR REQUIRED "SABRE THAT LOVES HANNAH MONTANA" HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!

by Anne

We're talking about kids with enormous heads and other assorted birth defects in class right now. What a way to start the day.

I hate leaving late in the morning and there's no time for coffee. Its not worth it to drink the overpriced completely nauseating brown water sludge they call coffee on campus. The only situation in which campus coffee would seem like the right choice is if the only alternative was death or dismemberment. MY DAD TOLD ME THAT THERE IS NOW A TIM HORTON'S IN THE UB STUDENT UNION AND I'M SO MAD. I had to drink Starbucks or sludge for all of undergrad and NOW they have TimmyHo's?!!

Now we're talking about squeezing valves in the head to empty a clogged shunt in a child's brain. GOOD TIMES.

Today's class brought to you by Anne's lack of desire to have children.

On the flip side, my urge to have children might have returned:

The Leafs put Mark Bell on waivers. He may not be the greatest hockey player, but he sure is cute.


DARCY! Look into this!
I know we don't need any more forwards, but if Sunday's game is any reflection on the rest of the season, I'm going to AT LEAST need someone pretty to look at!!
Ohhhhhh...
That's what Rick Jeanneret is for?
That's RIGHT that's what Slick Ricky is for:


Awwwwww yyyyeah

Oh YEAH, the title:

Sabres Delivered was Craig "COME ON PLEASE SMILE IN A NON IRONIC OR SARCASTIC WAY!!!" Rivet

What song are you embarrassed about having in your iPod?

"I don’t really have it in my iPod but I kind of listen to it on XM Radio a lot – it’s that Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana or whatever.

"My 6-year-old daughter started to get into that stuff and now I’m into it too. I think it’s great.

YYYYEEESSSSSS. NOLAN PRATT MUST BE SO UPSET THAT HE LEFT BEFORE HIS MUSICAL BFF ARRIVED. TOGETHER THEY CAN HAVE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS AND LIST THE SEVEN THINGS THEY HATE/LOVE ABOUT EACH OTHER AND BUFFALO.

AND he manages to imply that his children aren't completely miserable here AND ISN'T THAT WHAT REALLY COUNTS, CRAIG?!!

What has been your biggest surprise since coming to Buffalo?

"I think overall the city and the outskirts where I am living in the Amherst area. It’s beautiful. It’s really nice and just simple. My kids are extremely happy in the schools that they are at and it has really been a nice transition."
COME ON CRRRRAAAIIIIGGG!!!

I'm not really sure why I seem to have dedicated my life to ensuring that Craig Rivet is happy in Buffalo. Really, it doesn't matter, as long as he plays well but a happy player plays better. MAYBE THAT'S THE SECRET TO TIM CONNOLLY'S DOWNFALL.

Dear Tim, please find a dumpy brunette from Depew and marry her, watch your game flourish. Invite me to the wedding. Love, Anne


That's almost a smile, Rosie
I suppose that'll have to doooo.
See you on Friday!!!!

ETA: BTDubs, using Safari to post on Blogger sucks. Like, its really terrible if you're trying to add and format pictures. I guess I'll just have cave and get back together with Firefox. He may not be reliable, but he sure is cute. He's the Steve Bernier of browsers. BIG BEAR ILU

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable