Thursday, July 1, 2010

Welcome Aboard, Jordan Leopold!

by Anne

Today the Sabres welcomed free agent defenseman Jordan Leopold.

Here's some random facts:

  • He's from Golden Valley, Minnesota
  • He was born August 3, 1980
  • He went to the University of Minnesota
  • He doesn't score a whole lot, but he usually chips in about 5-9 goals a season.
  • He's an American defenseman, so he's automatically in my good graces. Instead of him having to earn my favor, he'll have to worry about losing it.
  • He was hurt a lot last season.
Whatevs, welcome to the FailShip, Jordan.

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