Friday, March 26, 2010

Oh hey

by Anne

I had every intention of blogging all this week. Unfortunately a bout of tonsillitis has left me bed-ridden and tired until today.

All I have to say is:

Sabres,

Please beat Ottawa tonight. If you win tonight you clinch something that rhymes with "mlayoff shmerth."

Just do it.

Love,
Anne

Kings,

More specifically Greener.

Get better and pleeeeeease play on Tuesday!!!

The rest of you: SHAPE UP.

Love,
Anne

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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable