by Anne
PLAY. OFF. BEARDS.
Gandalf is a Sabres fan.
Let's get something clear first off: I am a lady who likes her men clean-shaven for the most part. Some men look better with beards or a little stubble, but for the most part, I like my men clean-shaven with short hair. The 1940s and 1950s kind of neat and tidy look really works for me. Three piece suits are also pretty foxy.
But I digress.
There is only one type of facial hair that I enjoy on all men at all times, and that would be playoff beards. NO matter how gross the playoff beard (coughSidcough), it's what that playoff beard represents that makes it foxy. That beard means that your team is IN the playoffs and have at least done something right that season.
Throw those razors away! Aftershave be damned! Let that peach fuzz start to come in, Tyler!
Craig Rivet in a playoff beard? YES PLEASE.
Disclaimer, yo.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
YES! Bring on the beards! :)
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