Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Ryan Miller: Blingee'd

by Anne

For the amusement of Alix, who is drunk on the joy* of Luongo's massive 12 year contract signing, I have blingee'd our very own netminder.

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller: He's so hot right now

*Actually, Alix appears to be drunk on her newly created beverage "Roberto" which is described as follows in a recent Tweet: Apple rum, lime cordial, soda water, gin, and a tiny bit of vanilla syrup. Sounds like the beverage of champions.


  1. Every time I hear Super Star... I think of Molly Shannon and her school girl act from SNL. I wonder if Miller sticks his hands in his arm pits and smells them... hehehe.

  2. Zanggggg baby boy check out all that bling. Blingee is amazing.


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Glossary... Sort of

  • "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
  • Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
  • Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
  • MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable