Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Bye Heater!

by Anne

Dany Heatley wants out of Ottawa. Woooooooooo!!!

The only way this could be bad is if he goes to Philly. Emery and Heatley back together again... ugh. The horror! The HORROR!

Regardless, watching the Senators slowly jettison the top players that defeated the Sabres in '07 is quite satisfactory. All we need now is the Sabres to get better, and Ottawa looks a little less scary than they have for the last three years.

Its going to be difficult for a team to take on his salary which is 5 years and a $7.5 million cap hit. As I always say, Tampa will take him. The Islanders probably would too. Just as long as its not LA... I know they need scoring wingers and... oh LORD what if he goes to LA?! Crap.

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